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Why is OpenAI selling a ChatGPT basketball?
You may have heard that OpenAI released its first piece of hardware this week: a $230 mini keyboard. You may not have heard that alongside this “command center for agentic work,” OpenAI also released a ChatGPT basketball.
“This basketball comes from the Pause. Play. Prompt. campaign, a physical reminder that creativity doesn’t just live on our screens,” the product listing explains. I was not able to find any other mention of the “Pause. Play. Prompt.” campaign on OpenAI’s website, but I gather that this is OpenAI’s way of telling people not to spend all day on Codex.
Who says tech companies aren’t thinking about our mental health?
The basketball will cost you $70, or about 56 million input tokens for GPT-5. It’s a 100% rubber ball, which is a better fit for outdoor play due to its weather resistance than the more expensive leather balls you’ll find on professional basketball courts. I am pleased to know that OpenAI is envisioning a world where playing sports outside is possible, even as the generative AI boom accelerates tech companies’ carbon emissions.
tech companies’ carbon emissions
It’s difficult to imagine the target customer for the ChatGPT basketball. Who is this for?
Wander outside the safety of an AI-pilled, tokenmaxxing Silicon Valley and one might worry about getting bullied for bringing a ChatGPT basketball to the court. You could not pay me $70 to walk onto a community court in Philadelphia with this ChatGPT basketball. (If it were free swag from a conference, it could pass as ironic — I cherish my “#FACEBOOK” tote, which is airbrushed like a 2000s bar mitzvah party favor.)
In defense of the ChatGPT basketball, the AI industry isn’t exactly known for its product-market fit instincts. May the Humane Ai Pin rest in peace.
Alongside that $70 artifact, OpenAI is also selling a line of merch with inspirational reminders, like “Good research takes time,” which I would argue is the perfect attire for a startup founder meeting with investors who are demanding faster growth. There’s also a certain je ne sais quoi to the $175 quarter-zip that says “research” in cursive. The product description says that “it features a crisp collar that reminisces on our days in academia,” which could alienate the “I never went to college because I’m a coding savant” crowd. (Also, can an object reminisce on your days in academia? Should I expect grammatically sound sentences from people who write their emails with ChatGPT?)
There’s nothing wrong with a bit of company swag, though. If OpenAI is looking to commission any ceramic artists to honor company history through functional tableware, I would like to throw my hat in the ring.
could an AI make this mug @TechEmails pic.twitter.com/V13lecPoSC
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